AMS UNCA Chapter Groundhog Day Party, Laurel Forum, Karpen Hall, UNCA, January 30, 2002.

Groundhog Day Cake!

You have to tell me, what did you put into the pot?	Confess it, Ama.., you ...	It says Sept 9, 2000, but I think it is OK.	I always want to be a chef, you know.	Cooking!	Chatting.
Waiting.	I have a dream.... I am the one.	Waiting, ...	Waiting, ...	A line to ......	I am not late, am I?
Eating, ......	Eating, ......	Don't take my picture, .	Take mine!	I couldn't remember what I did in the kitchen?
Straight out your arms like this, ..	I am the queen of the world.	Four handsome candidates for King.	Congratulations, you are the winner!	The gentlemen in the back, please, ..	What did I do wrong again?
Four beautiful candidates for Queen!	"My best part.."  "I don't want to see it!"	Boy, what did you do?	Back to cooking business.	Noisy time.	Smile.
Brawl in the kitchen? Let me see!	Let me assist you, madam.	Hmmm, cake!	Three musketeers!	Three musketeers!	Three musketeers!
You've got a pimple here.	One touch here, one touch there.	I am the king of the jungle from Africa.	What do you want to be?	This is funnier than dynamics.	You are being hypnotized.
Now you have a LOW on your forehead.	When was last time you shaved?	WWF-to-be.	Happy bunch.	Now, look what she did to my face.	This is UNCA Spa saloon.
Errr, it is not working, I want my money back.	See ya!

Thanks go to Amanda, Emily, Stephen, and Kevin for their hard work in the kitchen and somewhere else!