AMS UNCA Chapter Christmas Party, Meteorology Lab, December 12, 2001.  

Merry Christmas, every one, this is our Christmas tree!

Am I cute?	This is how I eat pizza as a President.	This is as boring as general, brother!	Let's dance, Tony?  Delicious.	Hmm, where am I?	Party is hot!
Party is hot!	Party is hot!	I am mouthful, what did you say?	Who am I?	Who am I? (again)	It looks a little weird.
Open wide.	This is my new musical instrument, try it .	I got an A in 205! "Who cares?!"	Let's all eat.	What, what?	Err, what did I just eat?
Let me tell you this, and I haven't told anybody else before.	Listen, boys and girls.	Am I cool?	I am full, now what?	I am telling you ...	This is our plot to get an A in dynamics.
..........................	What is on my head?	Oh, oh, I'd better sing "Happy birthday!!"	I can only have ice?	Where is my lucky pen?	Am I being wanted?
Conditionally unstable?!	I am the No. 1 in weather forecast competition?!	It is funny.	Who am I?	It is boring, can I go home now?	Food, anyone?
I am ........	A roll cloud.	I am going to be .....	My best smile, no teeth.	My best smile, lots of teeth.	My best smile, some teeth.
You want my pizza?	Look, my eyes are bigger than yours.	Errr, what?	Boy, am I nervous.	What do I have in my mouth?	Seriously, I am good.
A president from .....	I am from North Pole.	I don't have to take final in atms 103, Ha!!	I am in Heaven.	What is this, Steve, you gave me the wrong sheet.	I am modest, you know.